Stuff I Stumbled Upon

A. I hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl

B. I hope you get what you deserve lyrics

C. I hope you get (to be decided later I assume)

D. I hope you go bald

If you answered A, you not only answered correctly but also own a time machine.

The 4 G’s of Republican Morals

Republicans love government (when they’re in charge, otherwise they hate it)

Republicans love guns (from normal guns up to nuclear missiles, to which they feel they have the right to own for personal use)

Republicans love God (when it’s convenient for them—they tend to ignore the thing about killing people when it comes to war, oh and helping the poor)

Republicans love Glenn Beck (for most republicans, Glenn Beck is Jesus—in fact Jesus’ second coming here on Earth)

Separately these things aren’t weird—but all together, it paints a different picture.