Stuff I Stumbled Upon

… yeah this seemed weird to me too—doesn’t her base hate people that love Passover?

… granted it’s a sh*t book, but at least it’s something.

Personally—they’re both crazy.  Saying one is better than the other is like asking which is blacker… the kettle or the cast iron pot.

Tina Brown: Michele Bachmann ‘crazy eyes’ Newsweek cover not as good as Sarah Palin’s | Mail Online

Introducing Big Hair Alaska: Sarah Palin’s favourite salon gets its own reality TV show

Besides natural resources, Sarah Palin must surely rank as one of Alaska’s most famous exports.

Not even close… from the cenus.gov

1. Zinc
2. Lead
3. Natural Gas
4. Fish
5. Fish
6. Fish
7. Gold
8. Fish
9. Fish
10. Fish
11. Fish
12. Wood
13. Fish
14. Crabs
15. Civilian Aircraft Parts
16. Fish
17. Things made from Fish
18. Fish
19. Copper
20. Fish
21. Oil
22. Fish
23. Fish
24. Fish
25. Coal

In essence—a sh*t load of Fish comes from Alaska, so if you add up all the summarized fish parts that I simply labeled as “fish”… then “Fish” is their biggest export.

Now, the former governor and erstwhile Republican vice presidential nominee’s hairstyle is set to bring fresh attention to her Alaskan home town.

Pretty sure, it’s not her hair style—and the fact that she’s crazy; to why her Alaskan home town gets so much attention.

Also Sarah Palin was born in Sandpoint, Idaho—not Alaska; her family moved to Skagway, Alaska when Palin was a few months old, then to Eagle River when Palin was about 5—and then, finally to Wasilla when she was 8.

The high-volume do, similar to a 1960s beehive look, is the inspiration for a new TLC reality show, Big Hair Alaska.

The Sarah Palin Reality Show bombed out after a few episodes—clearly, a show about her hair is going to be a winner.

The two-part programme will focus on the appropriately named hair salon, Beehive, which is responsible for Ms Palin’s signature up-do.  The special will follow on from a previous TLC Palin-inspired show, Sarah Palin’s Alaska.

Pretty sure there’s some old proverb about dog poop and putting a shiny bow on it, that would look good here.

Ms Palin’s do is the subject of many a ‘how to’ video on the internet and Oprah once exclaimed ‘what’s happened to your hair?’ when Ms Palin appeared in a video interview on the talk show with uncharacteristic curls.

That’s right—”Sarah Palin How to’s” are a very popular search on the internet:

Unfortunately, it’s only because people want to dress up as her, to make fun of her.

1 – Tarboro, NC (Location to the entrance of Hell– or simply known as the “Hellmouth” or “Devil’s Gate” to the locals)

To those visiting Tarboro, NC the “Hellmouth” or “Devil’s Gate” can be found at the cemetery located at 411 East Church Street but is only visible for ten minutes after Midnight on the night of the full moon.

There’s a $100 fine for littering—so remember to dispose of any demons you kill while visiting Tarboro, NC.  Public trash cans are located at or near each street corner.

2 – Tehran, Iran

Women’s Fashion Shows in Iran are a little bit boring.

3 – Arizona (Papers Please!* unless you are Caucasian– and sound like a redneck)

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4 – Douala, Cameroon

Asthma Sufferers should bring an extra inhaler.

5 – Mississippi (State Motto: “Watch Racism Come Alive!”)

Last Year’s Equality Rally in Mississippi

6 – Harare, Zimbabwe

Everybody’s a Millionaire in Zimbabwe! (Hyperinflation)

7 – Alabama (State Motto: “Indoor Plumbing since 2001!”)

Male Models in Alabama— look just a little bit different.

8 – Abidjan, Ivory Coast

Abidjan Tea Party

9 – South Carolina (First State to Secede– they still talk about doing it again)

The Governor of South Carolina taking an emergency phone call during a recent interview at the Governor’s Mansion.

10 – Phnom Penh, Cambodia

Like the United States—Cambodia doesn’t have Universal Health Care either.

11- Louisiana (State Motto: “We put the ‘Back’ in Backwater”)

Sadly a law passed in 2003 made indoor plumbing illegal for all homes built after 1973

12 – Lagos, Nigeria

At least they’ve got KFC (Seriously they do!)

13 – Tennessee (The Klu Klux Klan was founded here)

14 – Karachi, Pakistan

The Average Mugger in Pakistan—people just tend to hand over their wallets.

15 – Georgia (State motto: “More Double Wides than other State!”)

Downtown Atlanta

16 – Dhaka, Bangladesh

A first class ticket allows you to ride inside the train

17 – Algiers, Algeria

Algeria wants world to stop paying hostage ransoms
ALGIERS, Algeria — Algeria says it wants the world to stop paying ransom to hostage-takers, just as terrorism is growing in the desert Sahel region.

18 – Sandpoint, Idaho (Birth place of Sarah Palin)

Smoke comes up from the ground 24 hours a day—it started on February 11, 1964 (the day Sarah Palin was born).

19 – Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea

Port Moresby ‘Welcome Wagon’ Greets New Visitors to the City.

20 – Waterloo, Iowa (Birth place of Michele Bachmann and John Wayne Gacy lived there)

She compared herself to “John Wayne” in a recent interview—now that she mentions it, she does look a lot like him, maybe they’re related.

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Hell itself clocked in at number 32, while the strangely named “Univille” in South Dakota came in at number 41 for the third year in a row (mainly due to the strange warehouse located outside of town).

Sadly this is a publicity stunt from the kids father—which let’s face it, was probably orchestrated from that wonderful mother of hers.

Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley—wow you two really should have been required to take an intelligence test before being allowed to reproduce.

Society would be a lot better off, if stupid people weren’t allowed to have children.

Surprised Fox News hasn’t picked up on this yet—I mean if they did a movie about Obama with a cover like this Republicans would call for impeachment.

Apparently not wanting to answer the “liberal media[‘s]” questions just means that they won’t cover you and that you’ll eventually go away.  Let’s pray—and if you’re not the praying type or don’t believe in God… it would be a good time to start, this is a worthy cause.

When will all this senseless violence stop against this poor defenseless creature—I hear Sarah Palin might make it her running mate when she decides to run for president.

Okay you got me.  Sarah Palin would never be able to have a Chupacabra as her running mate—the Chupacabra obviously isn’t afraid of the press like she is.

Cupcakes for Bombs

After seeing Sarah Palins Movie Poster (The Undefeated, Golden Globe Winner if I ever saw one) I started to feel that the poster looked oddly similar to something I had seen before—so I decided to use some “Fox News Glenn Beck Logic” to solve the problem.  Since Sarah Palin loves Fox News, I thought it would be perfectly okay.

You can see that Sarah Palin is all RED like fire with yellow stars—what does that make you think of… that’s right Communist China!

So clearly, as you can see from this clear logical assumption—Sarah Palin has to be a Communist.  But wait, doesn’t the movie poster look a little bit like a Chinese flag flipped 180 degrees?

OMG!

It’s True!

Sarah Palin wants to enslave us all under Communism!

Apparently the “change” that Sarah Palin keeps talking about must be enslavement to all those that oppose her in some communist work camps!

Look at this guy—seriously look at him.

I’ve always thought that it was funny that democrats who make a mistake (whether it’s true or not) seem to get crucified for it.  Remember Sarah Palin and who exactly was paying for all of her outfits during the 2008 election run?  See.

Now I’m not saying that John Edwards is perfect—nobody is.  The point is that only one party seems to held accountable for what it does, while the other one skates along saying their sorry and going special “I had sex with a man in an airport bathroom so now I’m going to a so called facility where they can pray the gay out of me” camp.  Personally I couldn’t stop laughing, when a couple of years ago every republican caught in some type of scandal was some anti-gay crusader that apparently had the “devil” inside him (among other things).