Stuff I Stumbled Upon

The All-American Rejects – Beekeeper’s Daughter – YouTube

Wayne Newton; a m*therf**king salute from the guy– mostly likely to have actually f**ked your mom.

Elected president of Finland one day– shoveling snow the next.

Like strippers, your bookie and the guy who sells you liquor—the little things, make life worth living.

She’s going to make some guy a really unhappy miserable bastard someday when she gets married.

“George Clooney is Exceptional” but that other guy that’s on the movie poster, he’s crap—that’s why we didn’t put a line about him on the cover.

It came this close—to tempting the guy’s wife into biting into an apple.

Wait—you’re telling me, that a guy that’s upgraded his wife three times, is a hypocrite and knows nothing about marriage?

I actually feel sorry this guy.

Holy Sh*t—that guy looks like he got hit by a car.

Not sure whether to give this guy a high-five or teach him how to use a condom.

If a guy did that, he’d get arrested… not to mention a rash.

Separately these things aren’t weird—but all together, it paints a different picture.