Stuff I Stumbled Upon

Clearly, it was a good choice to post this story about autotune on American Top 40 that’s hosted by Ryan Seacrest—most of his guests use autotune!

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you—next thing you know, Ryan will piss off Santa and get fired from his holiday elf job.

They’re going to need even smaller puppets, so that the puppets can point out what he did to them.

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Elmo’s been complaining for years about the hand up his a**, but no one’s seemed to care until now.

Thankfully we’ve solved all the financial problems in this country, so we can now focus on the really important things at hand.

Come on Harry—it’s rude to point with your hand.

When did penises start coming with teeth?

Aww, so cute.  Don’t be afraid little girl, he likes you and just wants to lick your hand—then eat it.