Best JWoww Post Ever
3 Jul
Hilarious.
I was about to say, KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it looks like someone already tried.
Adding… there’s really nothing quite like a smoke after a good, healthy jog, is there?
I will say that in JWoww’s defense—that most women who wear a lot of makeup at all times, look this bad. Basically the cost of looking hot (or trying to anyway) is the price of suffocating your skin. Ever heard of “Foundation” that’s the nice name for it anyway, it’s used to fill in the big spots on your face—much in the same way road workers use asphalt to fill in large pot holes. I’ve even heard of several makeup professionals referring to it “as the drywall spackle of the makeup world”.
Basically when people make the wisecrack about men aging well, it really has nothing to do with being a guy in this case—it’s because the male gender doesn’t suffocate it’s face to point where we’re in a race to look like the cryptkeeper.
That said—thesuperficial.com has a ton of JWoww pictures for you to look at.
